ekitailullaby:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

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CREEPY

pfft, what a bitch. please.

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sweetlittleswagger:

My gorgeous boy Koda Bear :)

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Mkay, so for this health class project about mental diseases in movies, I picked The Notebook (softysoftysoftysofty)

But because the movie is like, two hours long, I’m skipping all the silly romantic stuff, and just focusing on the Alzheimer’s stuff.

This is really effective. I’ve only been watching for 15 minutes, and I’m already 40 minutes into the movie.

Woo.

TEAM AVATAR WOO

explore-blog:

Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.

Relevant, because today in pre-calc, we were playing cards. We weren’t supposed to play cards in school, but our teacher even joined us :D

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korrashorts:

masterarrowhead:

kgishfish:

Man, I should totally write for Legend of Korra

I KNEW IT.

WHAT. A. TWIST.

lk;fasdjf;afdjas;;fj;fdkla;sdf <3 <3 <3

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Most knowledgeable tour guides ever.

Me: That *points at the Hudson River* is actually created from the tears of the gods---
Linden: THAT is the Trail of Tears.
Me: ALSO. Right over there, Mitt Romney invented gravity.
Linden: And Malcolm X parachuted down from that building and invented electricity in the process.
Me: Mahatma Gandhi studied at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice...
Linden: ...and his minor was agriculture.

shortformblog:

thedailyfeed:

This Memorial Day, we took a look back at how the U.S. soldier has evolved over the years. Did you know camouflage wasn’t introduced until the end of World War II? 

A very smart piece by The Daily on the evolution of the soldier.

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